This morning when I'm leaving for work, I start up the car, plug in my mp3 player, and the first song that is picked by shuffle mode was Good Times Roll by The Cars.  My first thought was, "oh great… I'm going to work…yeah, let the good times roll".  Then I began to think, "what would make work a much more fun place to be?" Drinking!  If we were allowed to have a couple of beers throughout the day, it would be so much more fun, so much more bearable.  It would certainly take the edge off being couped up at work all day.  Then I thought more about it, and decided there would need to be some kind of drunk test.  No booze for those who get angry, or violent when they've had a few too many - that would be a bummer to have co-workers take a swing at you because they screwed something up.  Only the silly fun drunks would be allowed to drink.  However, there's that whole issue of driving home at the end of the day…  maybe public transport?  It's probably a good thing that I'm not in charge.

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