Monthly ArchiveAugust 2007



ramblings 09 Aug 2007 12:17 pm

My Favorite Urinal

My favorite urinal is the one that's second from the end
It's white, and porcelain, and I just love how the pipes bend
The flusher sometimes sticks, causing the water to run
but with a quick jiggle the flow is completely done.

It's not the one with the gold star on it, that's not the one I use
But the one right next to it, is the one I always choose
Have trust in what I say, because I completely mean this
I like the walls between the stalls so no one can see my penis.

My favorite urinal is where I always like to pee
The cake at the bottom is usually fresh and never ever smelly
Whenever I go in and I see that it's occupied
I just wet my pants and scream out loud, "well, at least I tried!"

ramblings 03 Aug 2007 01:25 pm

Orba Squara

So, I was listening to KXCI on the way into work this morning, and they played the song that's been used in the iPhone commercials. The name of the "band" is Orba Squara.  It's a good tune, called Perfect Timing.  Here's the link to his myspace page:   http://www.myspace.com/orbasquara 

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