My favorite urinal is the one that's second from the end
It's white, and porcelain, and I just love how the pipes bend
The flusher sometimes sticks, causing the water to run
but with a quick jiggle the flow is completely done.

It's not the one with the gold star on it, that's not the one I use
But the one right next to it, is the one I always choose
Have trust in what I say, because I completely mean this
I like the walls between the stalls so no one can see my penis.

My favorite urinal is where I always like to pee
The cake at the bottom is usually fresh and never ever smelly
Whenever I go in and I see that it's occupied
I just wet my pants and scream out loud, "well, at least I tried!"

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